May 2013
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
lolistriders:
*walks onto a crime scene*
swiggity swag who’s in the bag
April 2013
“A little talent is a good thing to have if you want to be a writer. But the only...”
– Stephen King (via rosettes)
“A little talent is a good thing to have if you want to be a writer. But the only...”
– Stephen King (via rosettes)
croutoncat:
The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
parisjemm:
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
thelilnan:
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
distaction:
she wears short skirts i wear t shirts shes cheer captain and im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imitating
burdenedwgloriousmisha:
jaxtarr:
rohl5:
Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby?
Because i do.
I am Ted Mosby
I am the Ted Mosby of my group of friends. It’s sad because the Barney of the group hates Ted (even tho she claims to love me.) I even have procured Lily and Marshall’s front porch test for future partners. If I can’t picture that person sitting at a...
